An elephant just stepped on my foot what should I do?

your not the "what should i do" guy you cant ask these questions

An elephant just stepped on my foot what should I do?
kick it's a.s.s....with the other foot.
Reply:bite its ankle
Reply:Stand very still, I'll call the zookeeper, Don't hurt him , it was an accident I'm sure. Should I call 911 or just look up ZOO in the phone book. OK I'm hurrying.
Reply:NOTHING MUCH YOU CAN DO UNTIL IT DECIDES TO MOVE.
Reply:Go to the ER...NOOWWWWWW!
Reply:Cut it off - not worth anything after that.....
Reply:Kick it in the shin.
Reply:Give it a peanut LOL. sorry couldnt resist. Seek out a doctor you could have a broken foot.
Reply:Politely say excuse me and ask him to not step on the your body !
Reply:tell the elephant that you are sorry that you got in his way
Reply:scream and cry like a little girl with a skinned knee
Reply:First, get a big shovel..........
Reply:Get to the hospital right away because I'm sure that my foot would be broken.
Reply:OMG! Get a b-b- gun and shoot the beast!
Reply:Screem and run in circles yelling my arm!
Reply:its broken
Reply:get a new foot... :o)
Reply:Kick it and then curl up into a ball and cover your head with your arms and pray that you don't get hurt any worse!
Reply:well, if you wern't pinned down by an elephant right now, i'd tel you to run around in circles screaming....


but since you are i guess you chould just yell really loud...