Friday, November 18, 2011

Elephant and the Humming Bird?

In Africa a lady elephant was looking for some water when her foot got caught in a big hole. A humming bird saw the elephant in distress and came to her aid.





Humming Bird: "Can I help you?"


Elephant:: "I wish you could, your a bit small but maybe you can get help"


Humming Bird: "Ok. I'll gather up some rhinos and elephants and they can push and pull you out"





Moments later help arrives, rescuing the thankful elephant.





Elephant: "What can I do to ever repay you little bird"?


Humming Bird: "I've always been curious what it would be like to do it with an elephant, if it's alright with you."


Elephant: If you think you can have fun, go for it.





So the humming bird huvers to the backside of the elephant and starts to do his thing. A monkey in a tree sees the action and gets all hot and bothered. So much so, shakes a coconut from the tree hitting the elephant on her head.





Elephant: "Ouch, Ouch!"


Humming Bird: "Am I hurting you dear? Sorry".

Elephant and the Humming Bird?
Unexpected punch line... funny.
Reply:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!... SICK!!!!!!!!!!!! NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!! WIERDO!!!!!!!!!! (i cant think of anything else 2 say. lol! not the joke.)
Reply:u cant b serious...u have to b attention deprived
Reply:Cute joke,I would say.
Reply:hmmmm its ok


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