A feller goes to the doctors the doctor says"hello what can i do for you?" to which the man replies in an embarrased tone "I cant tell you it's too embarrassing" to which the doc says"I have been in the medical proffession for so long I no longer get embarrassed or shocked by my patients" so the man drops his trousers and turns round to show the doctor his bum hole, which was battered and bruised and about two foot wide. "jesus christ!!"said the doctor "what on gods earth happened to yer ******???" the man replied "I was on safari in africa and in the night I was unfortunate enough to be raped by an elephant" the doctor scratches his head and says"but I have allways been under the impression an elephants penis was very long and very thin,not two foot wide" " I know said the feller but the bast4rd fingered me first"
Elephant joke anyone???
LMFAO.....nice one babes
Reply:That was great!! But kindda gross to picture it...
Reply:That's a classic. One of the best I've heard to date.
Reply:LOL the funniset joke EVER
Reply:that was pretty funny
Reply:Good one.!!!
Reply:hahaha good one.
Reply:randy bugger that elephant and what a hole 10/10
Reply:LOL ! :-) Good 1.
Reply:yeh, good one, i liked that ... made me laff
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