A mouse and elephant joke?

A mouse is walking through and jungle. After a short while, he hears something obviously in pain. He goes to investigate and comes to a clearing. Lying in pain is an elephant. The mouse asks 'whats the matter?' The elephant replies 'I have a thorn in my foot and it hurts, please pull it out'. The mouse suggests some kind of deal. He says 'ive always wanted to s**g an elephant' The elephant agrees as it only a mouse and it must have a small d**k. So the mouse gets up behind the elephant and starts going at it. Up in a tree a monkey is watching the events and starts laughing. The monkey laughs so hard that a branch breaks off a tree and hit the elephant on the head 'aarrrggghhh' screams the elephant. To which the mouse shouts 'thats it, take the full length b*tch.'

A mouse and elephant joke?
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Great joke!!!
Reply:haha
Reply:lol
Reply:ha ha old but good
Reply:hahahahaha.......
Reply:old but sill funny...:-)
Reply:ha ha ha funny


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Reply:heard this before... but still make me laugh...
Reply:Hahaha.
Reply:Old joke but funny, but it's not appropriate for this website where 8-12 year olds are reading this stuff. Save it for the bars.
Reply:hahaha this is a funny





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Reply:I dont care how old it was ,it made me laugh and still am.
Reply:lol...very good
Reply:Classic joke. :)





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