Friday, November 18, 2011

You like elephant jokes?

There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn't afford to feed it. He'd never seen an elephant jump with all 4 feet off the ground. So he started a contest: entry was $10, and the first person to get the elephant to jump with all 4 feet off the ground would get $50, 000. All sorts of people tried, but nobody could get the elephant to jump. Finally, this little guy arrives in a limousine. He's carrying a baseball bat. He walks up to the elephant, swings the bat, and crunches the elephants ***** pretty badly. Needless to say, the elephant jumps, and the owner pays out the $50, 000. Unfortunately, the owner had barely collected enough to cover the prize, so he ran another contest. He'd never seen an elephant swing its head back and forth as if to say, "no." Same deal as before: $10 per entry, $50,000 prize. Lots of people try and fail. Then the little guy shows up in his limousine again, pulls out his bat, and walks up to the elephant. He says, "Remember me?" The elephant nods yes. The man then holds up his bat and says, "Want me to use this again?" The elephant nods his head rather emphatically no....

You like elephant jokes?
Once again the man delivers! I'm lmao. Do you have times during the day when you are serious? Star on ya one mo' time.
Reply:Glad to hear it. All I see is jokes. Just wanted 2 know what was underneath if I scratched the surface. thx Report It

Reply:forgot to ceck that one Jake...





"The elephant NODS his head rather emphatically no...."





But not bad otherwise
Reply:pay up!!
Reply:hope no animal lover is listening


hahahaha
Reply:Funny! 100!
Reply:Poor guy lolz!








What's a person gotta do to make a living these days eh?!





lmao!
Reply:awww poor elephant!!!!!!! lol
Reply:never allow the little guys to go near you. They HURT!!
Reply:I wonder if the elephant is planning anything for the little guy?
Reply:good ! keep em up. star as always.
Reply:URGH!!!!!!
Reply:LOL LOL . Poor guy he just cant get a break thanks .
Reply:Lmao. These little guys man you can never trust them. That is one smart elephant. star.

augmon

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