Elephant task....?

A rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad said, "I will give $10,000 to any person that can make my elephant jump."





So the next day, people came from all over the world to try to get this elephant to jump. There were even hypnotists who tried, but no one could get that elephant to jump.





Then a guy drives up in a blue Corvette and said, "Are you the guy with the ad?" The rich guy replied yes. Then the guy asked, "Is that your elephant?" "Yes." The rich man replies. Then the guy went back to his car.





He returned with a 2 by 4. He walked behind the elephant and hit the elephant right in his balls! That elephant jumped a good 8 feet in the air. The rich guy, amazed, handed him the $10,000. The guy then got in his Corvett and drove off.





The next week the rich guy decides to put another ad in the paper. The ad said, "I will give anyone $20,000 to make my elephant turn his head from side to side." The man had seen his elephant's head move up and down but never from side to side.





People come from all over the world to try to get this elephant to make his head turn from side to side. No one could do it. When everyone left, the same guy in the same Corvett drives up.





He walked up to the elephant and said, "Do you remember me?" The elephant nodded his head up and down. Then the man asked, "Do you want me to do it again?" The elephant then shook his head from side to side frantically.

Elephant task....?
thank you i was having a bad day till i heard that thanks you rock
Reply:hahahaha~~!!


smart man, poor elephant though hihihi~~!


xx
Reply:That was just awesome thanks!
Reply:awww!! poor elephant!!





lol. gd one though =D
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Reply:ahah that was pretty good.
Reply:Wow, lol. It was cute. Haha. XD
Reply:Funny! 10!
Reply:Awww, poor lelephant :-(
Reply:Nice. You know elephants are the only mammal that can't jump? Also elephants have an excellent memory.
Reply:Lol,lol,lol,10/10, * .


Hilarious and thanks for the lol.
Reply:Hahahahahahahahahahahaha


Love it*
Reply:lol - nice one! Thanks for the great laugh and as a result, a Star (*) for you!
Reply:lmao, that's awesome
Reply:lol star
Reply:hahahaha excellent.
Reply:lmao! That one's really funny. Cheers then.
Reply:oldie but goody
Reply:ha really funny lol i really was lmao!!! classic
Reply:Nice one. You gets a star.
Reply:It's not that great. It's a rip off of "The Horse and the Jar of Coins" joke.





~Damp