Why has an elephant got four feet?

coz it would look silly with six inches

Why has an elephant got four feet?
lolz....it was coool!!!
Reply:lol funny.
Reply:I'm that old, I thought it was a mammoth?
Reply:yes,would rather.they've got big ears cos Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom too xxx(have a star)
Reply:gee... same reason i've got 4 feet...... lol
Reply:that was good lq2m (laughing quietly 2 myself)
Reply:LOLOLOL thanks for the laugh and the visual thats gonna stick in my head all day! Star 4 U
Reply:What do elephants have that no other animal has?











Baby elephants!








What's red and white on the outside and gray and white on the inside?














Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup!





How do you kill a blue elephant?











With a blue shotgun.











How do you kill a pink elephant?














Twist his trunk until it turns blue and kill him with a blue shotgun.
Reply:You gotta get out of the yard..!!!
Reply:lol


very funny


i think





i hink i get it tleast


lolu know


4 feet


6 inches





i think i get it


lol
Reply:LMIAOFSHISMS It's actually six feet and they're scared to stand next to me at the urinals because the don't like being the small one.
Reply:LOL, Or it would fall over if it only had 2 , lol.
Reply:uuuuuhhhhhh...so they can walk...(laugh)