Friday, November 18, 2011

Elephant joke . Part 1 - why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires.








(Star if you like this, please)

Elephant joke . Part 1 - why do ducks have webbed feet?
Ha ha i love random jokes :-)





What has two legs and bleeds?


Half a dog





Why does Suzy have no eyes?


Cos a seagull gauged them out





Why did the pilot crash the plane?


Cos the pilot was a loaf of bread





Why the Mike fall off the bike?


Cos someone threw a fridge at him





Why did Suzy fall off the swing?


Cos she had no arms





Star for ya!!
Reply:Hahah! thats pretty clever =]


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