Who would win in a fight. 3 baby tigers or a Baby elephant?

the baby tigers can shoot 6 foot 2x4's from their mouth every 3 minutes. the baby elephant has the ability use an adult mamoths trunk.

Who would win in a fight. 3 baby tigers or a Baby elephant?
a three armed baby from asia
Reply:tigers
Reply:Tigers.
Reply:gimli
Reply:I am gonna say the tigers:)
Reply:what is a 2*4 gonna do to a elephant maybe hurt it a little but the tusk could spear the tigers

You like elephant jokes?

There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn't afford to feed it. He'd never seen an elephant jump with all 4 feet off the ground. So he started a contest: entry was $10, and the first person to get the elephant to jump with all 4 feet off the ground would get $50, 000. All sorts of people tried, but nobody could get the elephant to jump. Finally, this little guy arrives in a limousine. He's carrying a baseball bat. He walks up to the elephant, swings the bat, and crunches the elephants ***** pretty badly. Needless to say, the elephant jumps, and the owner pays out the $50, 000. Unfortunately, the owner had barely collected enough to cover the prize, so he ran another contest. He'd never seen an elephant swing its head back and forth as if to say, "no." Same deal as before: $10 per entry, $50,000 prize. Lots of people try and fail. Then the little guy shows up in his limousine again, pulls out his bat, and walks up to the elephant. He says, "Remember me?" The elephant nods yes. The man then holds up his bat and says, "Want me to use this again?" The elephant nods his head rather emphatically no....

You like elephant jokes?
Once again the man delivers! I'm lmao. Do you have times during the day when you are serious? Star on ya one mo' time.
Reply:Glad to hear it. All I see is jokes. Just wanted 2 know what was underneath if I scratched the surface. thx Report It

Reply:forgot to ceck that one Jake...





"The elephant NODS his head rather emphatically no...."





But not bad otherwise
Reply:pay up!!
Reply:hope no animal lover is listening


hahahaha
Reply:Funny! 100!
Reply:Poor guy lolz!








What's a person gotta do to make a living these days eh?!





lmao!
Reply:awww poor elephant!!!!!!! lol
Reply:never allow the little guys to go near you. They HURT!!
Reply:I wonder if the elephant is planning anything for the little guy?
Reply:good ! keep em up. star as always.
Reply:URGH!!!!!!
Reply:LOL LOL . Poor guy he just cant get a break thanks .
Reply:Lmao. These little guys man you can never trust them. That is one smart elephant. star.

augmon

Elephant task....?

A rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad said, "I will give $10,000 to any person that can make my elephant jump."





So the next day, people came from all over the world to try to get this elephant to jump. There were even hypnotists who tried, but no one could get that elephant to jump.





Then a guy drives up in a blue Corvette and said, "Are you the guy with the ad?" The rich guy replied yes. Then the guy asked, "Is that your elephant?" "Yes." The rich man replies. Then the guy went back to his car.





He returned with a 2 by 4. He walked behind the elephant and hit the elephant right in his balls! That elephant jumped a good 8 feet in the air. The rich guy, amazed, handed him the $10,000. The guy then got in his Corvett and drove off.





The next week the rich guy decides to put another ad in the paper. The ad said, "I will give anyone $20,000 to make my elephant turn his head from side to side." The man had seen his elephant's head move up and down but never from side to side.





People come from all over the world to try to get this elephant to make his head turn from side to side. No one could do it. When everyone left, the same guy in the same Corvett drives up.





He walked up to the elephant and said, "Do you remember me?" The elephant nodded his head up and down. Then the man asked, "Do you want me to do it again?" The elephant then shook his head from side to side frantically.

Elephant task....?
thank you i was having a bad day till i heard that thanks you rock
Reply:hahahaha~~!!


smart man, poor elephant though hihihi~~!


xx
Reply:That was just awesome thanks!
Reply:awww!! poor elephant!!





lol. gd one though =D
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Reply:ahah that was pretty good.
Reply:Wow, lol. It was cute. Haha. XD
Reply:Funny! 10!
Reply:Awww, poor lelephant :-(
Reply:Nice. You know elephants are the only mammal that can't jump? Also elephants have an excellent memory.
Reply:Lol,lol,lol,10/10, * .


Hilarious and thanks for the lol.
Reply:Hahahahahahahahahahahaha


Love it*
Reply:lol - nice one! Thanks for the great laugh and as a result, a Star (*) for you!
Reply:lmao, that's awesome
Reply:lol star
Reply:hahahaha excellent.
Reply:lmao! That one's really funny. Cheers then.
Reply:oldie but goody
Reply:ha really funny lol i really was lmao!!! classic
Reply:Nice one. You gets a star.
Reply:It's not that great. It's a rip off of "The Horse and the Jar of Coins" joke.





~Damp

What are elephants feet called?

My teacher wants us to find out what there called

What are elephants feet called?
Elephant footies
Reply:in former times they were turned into coal scuttles - not any more thank goodness
Reply:They are called hooves. One foot is a hoof. And two or more (plural) are hooves.

Why have Yahoo put a completely inappropriote ad on news pages regarding Maddie?

If you read the news pages regarding the disappearance of little Maddie in Portugal, you will see that Yahoo have included an advert which shows a man creeping around outside a ground floor bedroom where a female is seen throught he blinds/shutters inside. The man is then squashed by a large elephants foot, but does anybody else agree that it is bad taste and should be removed??? Maddies parents and the police are trying to raise as much internet support as possible so imagine the number of people who have seen this ad and would agree with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please Yahoo, do something about it!!!!!!

Why have Yahoo put a completely inappropriote ad on news pages regarding Maddie?
I just saw that ad and felt cold, i thought it was me being a bit too sensitive but obviously not. and as for some of the previous comments , yes the world is still turning, no Maddie isn't the only girl to ever go missing, but if people take the glib attitute you have shown, then god please help us because it sounds like 'you' have all stopped caring .


hope you get home safely maddie
Reply:Oh get a grip - I'm sure Maddies parents have a lot more on their minds than what Y! put on their news pages.
Reply:Get a grip on yourself, you act like she is the only little girl that has ever been lost. Don't get me wrong I hope she is found alive and well and this story is getting a lot of attention, so like I said get a grip on yourself.
Reply:show some prove
Reply:I haven't seen it, hey the world is still turning!
Reply:All I can see is a Big mac advert, this is on UK Yahoo.


But yes it's not on, Yahoo please move it!!!
Reply:that's absolutely disgusting.....i'm lost for words..Yahoo remove the sick picture....this is not funny....
Reply:the people at yahoo are not known for their common sense.
Reply:Star from me well spotted and you did the right thing trying to bring attention to it. oh and take no notice of those criticising, anything of support is better than nothing.
Reply:Yahoo being of American extraction aren't all that interested in what goes on in Portugal, children or not, and more importantly, they're getting PAID for carrying that advert ! ! !
Reply:I thought exactly the same thing. Let's hope that the Yahoo! people spot your question and take steps.


I'm giving you a star in the hope it might attract their attention, I ask other 'answerers' to do the same, please!

The Elephant and the Turtle (Old but good)?

An elephant was drinking at a watering hole when a turtle approached.





The elephant looked at the turtle for a minute and then gave it a swift kick. The turtle flew through the air and landed several hundred feet away.





A zebra standing close by asked, "Why did you kick that turtle?"





"Well," the elephant replied, "That turtle bit my foot 20 years ago. That was payback."





"How do you know it was the same turtle?"





The elephant looked at the zebra a minute and said,














"I have turtle recall."

The Elephant and the Turtle (Old but good)?
I'm howling with laughter - now you know my level of humour is just oh so childish!!


Cheers!
Reply:Ha ha very funny. lol!!





:-)))
Reply:Good one?


I love those old jokes of yours that are completely new to me. (I'm from a far away land...)
Reply:corny but funny!! star!!
Reply:Funny! 100!
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Reply:Hehe, i am so easily amused!! lol x
Reply:Ouch!!!!! lol.
Reply:hahaha that was great!


star
Reply:hahahaha....very good lol.
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Reply:Good one.
Reply:Groan!!! That was sooo cute!! lol ♥

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How would you give an elephant a pedicure??? (not a joke)?

If you read "Our Daily Bread" devotions... On 7-27-07 was a story quoted from the The Kansas City Star...





"if elephants in captivity don’t get regular foot care, they are prone to infections that can be fatal."





It goes on to tell how someone invented the "elephant flipper"...


see the story if you want to read it to know more....


http://www.rbc.org/odb/odb-07-27-07.shtm...





However, my question to YOU is...


If you were the one who HAD to... how would you give an elephant a pedicure?





Please don't answer "I don't know or I wouldn't have that job"... I'm looking for imagination!! :)





Please keep it clean %26amp; nice... I'd like to blog about your answers!!





Thanks, LH99!! :)

How would you give an elephant a pedicure??? (not a joke)?
I would give the elephant some nice sleepy drugs to help it rest. Then I would get some extra large tools, obviously, then I would fix the elephant up with pretty little toes. Although, I don't even do my own toes, so I am not too good at it. I have to go get them done if I want pretty toes.





This is interesting to know though. I think I would pass on the job if offered though. =)
Reply:Very Carefully!!!!!!
Reply:I would arrange for a big hoist to lift the elephant off the ground in a sling. They would keep him immobile enough and he would just be hanging there in mid air with his legs dangling. I would use a garden hose to wash off each foot thoroughly and probably use typical people pedicure tools to scrap off the dead skin. I would probably give each foot a good sea scrub wrap and a good rubbing to help the circulation. I would clip the toe nails maybe with some heavy duty pruning sheers and file down with heavy duty emory boards or maybe even sandpaper. If he was a circus elephant I would probably paint his toenails pretty colors too.
Reply:With a paint brush☺