BeGabbers, He's right - LOL a funny stuff, rate it pls.?

While visiting a Zoo this Irish man saw a man with an elephant act.


The man claimed the elephant can tell person's age. The Irishman was very skeptical and said so in no uncertain terms.


The man had the elephant look at a small boy and the elephant stamped its foot 9 times.


"Is that right?" he asked.


"Oh yes." the boy said.


The Irishman was very loud, not believing that this was true.The man asked the elephant to tell the ages of several people, and all whom were tested said he was correct. The Irishman got even louder and more abusive. Finally the man could take it no longer and wagered the Irishman that the elephant could look at him and tell his age. He agreed to it. The elephant looked real close at the Irishman, turned around, raised his tail and cut wind like a storm, turned back stomped his foot twice. Where upon the Irishman stumbled back and with a sound of disbelief in his voice cried


"BeGabbers, He's right...Farty-two!"

BeGabbers, He's right - LOL a funny stuff, rate it pls.?
haha..i've read a similar version somewhere..lol!10!
Reply:lol... cute and funny. I've heard of something similar except it was an old lady using her talent. (hint hint)
Reply:lol good one
Reply:cute
Reply:hehehehe nice 1 - wd.
Reply:its funny, but gross and offensive cause I'M IRISH!!!
Reply:HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA..LOL..9.999999999995 I Wonder If He Could Tell My age Lol..Ewww I Wouldnt Be Standing Any Where Near That Elephantttt lol
Reply:lol, thnx, 2 outa five, sorry.
Reply:not so bad
Reply:ha ha ha ha
Reply:LOL. LOL. It's a 10. LOL.
Reply:You managed to combine an ethnic joke and a fart joke all in to one.


Well done.
Reply:lol good one :)

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