Saturday, November 14, 2009

Do you think Elephants have good memories? (Joke)?

A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating


from college.


While he was walking through the bush, he came across


a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in


the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man


approached it very carefully. He got down on one


knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a


large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.


As carefully and as gently as he could he worked the


thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the


elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant


turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on


its face, stared at him. For a good ten


minutes the man stood frozen -- thinking of nothing


else but being trampled.





Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and


walked away.





The man never forgot that elephant or the events of


that day. Twenty years later the man was walking


through the zoo with his teenaged son. As they


approached the elephant enclosure, one of the


creatures turned and walked over to where they are


standing at the rail. The large bull elephant stared


at him and lifted it's front foot off the ground, then


put it down. The elephant did that several times, all


the while staring at the man. The man couldn't help


wondering if this was the same elephant.


After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued


to stare at him.


The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the


railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked


right up to the elephant and stared back in


wonder.


Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its


trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him


wildly back and forth along the railing, killing


him.





Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Do you think Elephants have good memories? (Joke)?
oh my gosh i just fell out of my chair.
Reply:You probably never heard of Golda Radner! I DID think it was funny though I doubt you understood my "joke" Oh well!! Report It

Reply:That's funny
Reply:That was so funnny I forgot to laugh!!

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