A joke to start the day!?

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from


Northwestern University. Hiking on his own through the bush, he came


across a young bull elephant standing with one foreleg raised in the


air.


The elephant seemed quite distressed, so Mbembe approached it very


carefully.


He got down on one knee and inspected the pad of the elephant's


upraised foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.


As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out


with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its


foot. The elephant turned to face Mbembe, and with a rather curious


but solemn look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.


Mbembe stood frozen still, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.


Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and ambled away.


Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.





Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with


his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the


huge creatures turned and came over to where Mbembe and his son were


standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front


foot off the ground, then put it down. The big elephant did that


several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at Mbembe.


Remembering the encounter with the elephant back in 1986, Mbembe


couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the safety railing and made his way into the enclosure.


He walked right up to the bull elephant and stared back in wonder.


The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.








Probably wasn't the same elephant.

A joke to start the day!?
that made me giggle... have a star!
Reply:OUCH! THAT REALLY HURT!!! I"LL NEVER TRUST YOU BRIGHTEN MY DAY AGAIN!!!
Reply:lol
Reply:Truely awful.
Reply:Awww! That was a sad ending! Im hurt now.
Reply:I'm Mbembe's Grand daughter and u've just ruined my day
Reply:brilliant joke ha ha
Reply:i love that joke but no-one ever laughs if I tell it. They are silly
Reply:oh man, that was a let down..
Reply:WHY OH WHY DO THEY NEED TO BE LONG?





SHORT JOKES ARE ACE NOT LONG,DRAINING JOKES LIKE THIS ONE.
Reply:hey it was pretty good!!





can i have the best answer by the way?
Reply:thats one long joke
Reply:ha ha ha well thought out 10/10
Reply:so stupid....yet funny
Reply:But it can be the same elephant. Actually animals don't have sense like humans. So no doubt that elephant done the right job.
Reply:You want to start your day like that?!?
Reply:A tragic ending.Spoils my start for the day.


Poor Mbembe!
Reply:so wats the question??? u can select me 4 best answer if u want?!?!