Just have the points......!?

Thought you might like this little story ......


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%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; elephant seems distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephants' foot


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; only to find a large thorn deeply embedded.


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%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; Carefully and as gently as he can he removes the thorn and the


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns to face the


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; man and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him. For a


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; good ten minutes the man stands frozen - thinking of nothing else


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; but being trampled. Eventually the elephant turns and walks away.


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%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; For years after the man often remembers and ponders the events of


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; that day ..


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%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; One day the man is walking through the zoo with his son. As they


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; walks over to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him


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%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; the man can't help wondering if this is the same elephant. The man


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; climbs tentatively over the railing and makes his way into the


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%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; He walks right up to the elephant and stares in wonder. The elephant


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; gazes at him, looking deep into his eyes.


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%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; Suddenly the elephant wraps its trunk around one of the man's legs


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; and swings him wildly back and forth along the railing, instantly


%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; killing him..................


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%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt; Probably not the same elephant then.

Just have the points......!?
thank you!!! I am having a pretty crappy day and that has put a smile on my face!!! I didn't think that was going to be possible today. Again, THANK YOU!!!!!!
Reply:No probably not......
Reply:thanks
Reply:I was waiting for a happy ending - but yours is edgier. Cool.
Reply:What a lovely, heart warming little tale, and so sensitively told.
Reply:lol. thats good!
Reply:lol....That was good.
Reply:ROFL
Reply:lol
Reply:hehe, lol, probably not. lol, ive got a story too...





One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...





Demon: Why so glum chum?


Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.


Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?


Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.


Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!


Guy: Gee that sounds great.





Demon: You a smoker?


Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.


Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?


Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!





Demon: I bet you like to gamble.


Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.


Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.





Demon: You into drugs?


Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...


Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!


Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!





Demon: You gay?


Guy: Uh no.





Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.
Reply:YUp! sounds about right.
Reply:haha i''ll stay out of the elephant enclosure in future then!
Reply:Not one of your best ones..... any more??
Reply:lol that was funny
Reply:quite amusing
Reply:Cheers pal, have a great day
Reply:Sad, but could be a real life story. Curiosity did kill the cat, looks like it did the man to. Have a good day and thanks for the 2 points!
Reply:That is funny :)
Reply:Good one.
Reply:hehe it made me giggle a little ♥
Reply:Thats a very moral joke!
Reply:thats the funniest thing I've read all day. Cheers
Reply:I saw this one a couple of weeks ago and loved it.
Reply:Lmao....nice. Thank you for brightening my day!!!
Reply:cute
Reply:i dont get it wats so funny if its not the same elephant can the next person who answers tell me
Reply:Oh, thank you kindly!
Reply:huh??? is this meant to be a joke or an inspirational story?
Reply:okay thanks
Reply:you never know it might just have taken him that long to decide he wanted to kill the man lol
Reply:dude that was awsome lol thanks i nedded to laugh

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