thre 1ce lived a sultan who was vry rich %26amp; powerful.bt no matter how rich %26amp; powerful he was,he just couldn't find quality entertainment.he was never satisfied %26amp; all those who have failed to entertain him died.so, he called out all over the world. "i am holding a contest open to everyone and anyone around the world. anyone who can make my elephant stand on its two rear feet shall be rewarded handsomely."the message was spread far %26amp; wide.at the day of the contest, three finalist made it.an American, a Japanese %26amp; a Filipino.the American was chosen to go first using a shotgun, he tried to frighten the elephant to make it stand up but it didnt. next,the Japanese used his sword and stabbed the elephants front feet,but it didnt work. the sultan was getting impatient,so he said if neither of them succeeded,theyd all die.the Filipino approached the elephant, grabbed its balls and squeezed it hard.the elephant immediately stood up.
Interracial jokes?
Three cheers for the filipino. Good joke! Love'em.
Reply:luma, pero makakatawa! (old joke but funny!)
Reply:naaah not all that funny
Reply:fils are so brilliant? or are the elephants so stupid? kool, loved that
Reply:GO FILIPINOS.
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Reply:good one!! haha poor elephant, that hurts!
Reply:good jokes ? hats off
Reply:Star...a good one!!
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