Long Joke for mature taste- An African tale, Enjoy?

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from


college. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.





The elephant seemed distressed so Mbembe approached it very carefully.





He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot and found a


large thorn deeply embedded in it.





As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the thorn out


with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.





The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its


face, stared at him. For several tense moments Mbembe stood frozen,


thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant


trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.





Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.





Twenty years later he was walking through a zoo with his teenage son.








As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned


and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.





The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe and lifted its front foot off


the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then


trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.





Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if


this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed


over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to


the elephant and stared back in wonder.





Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of


the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing,


killing him.





























Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Long Joke for mature taste- An African tale, Enjoy?
lol long but good.
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Reply:Very good indeed!





You don;t mind if I copy it and pass it off as my own, do you??





Cheers! :o)
Reply:that was the dumbest joke i ever heard we're all a little stupider for having read that
Reply:lolol good1 made me laugh.............................
Reply:OHHH IRONY MUCH??? LOL


GOOD BUT NOT GREAT
Reply:i love it! thats along the same lines of the "why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cos it was dead!" joke!
Reply:Why is that for a mature taste?
Reply:a hahaha. the ending was hilarious...not what I was expecting at all =D Poor Mbembe...
Reply:Sorry but I'm too lazy to read all of that.
Reply:LOL
Reply:LMAO ~ that is sooo wrong
Reply:love it love it love it
Reply:ok i promise i will read it later!
Reply:lol
Reply:hahahahaha
Reply:Well maybe soxfan had a head start in the stupid race eh?
Reply:lmao