Here's a joke my mother told me yesterday at the Financial Convention. How is it?

A rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad said, "I will give $10,000 to any person that can make my elephant jump."


So the next day, people came from all over the world to try to get this elephant to jump. There were even hypnotists who tried, but no one could get that elephant to jump.


Then a guy drives up in a blue Corvette and said, "Are you the guy with the ad?" The rich guy replied yes. Then the guy asked, "Is that your elephant?" "Yes." The rich man replies. Then the guy went back to his car.


He returned with a 2 by 4. He walked behind the elephant and hit the elephant right in his balls! That elephant jumped a good 8 feet in the air. The rich guy, amazed, handed him the $10,000. The guy then got in his Corvette and drove off.


The next week the rich guy decides to put another ad in the paper. The ad said, "I will give anyone $20,000 to make my elephant turn his head from side to side."

Here's a joke my mother told me yesterday at the Financial Convention. How is it?
i think the side to side part is too much, it's funnier with just the first half about the jumping.
Reply:Pretty good!
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Reply:lol good 1!
Reply:Hahahaha! Pretty good! It made me laugh :p
Reply:hahahahahahaha Very funny! Great joke.
Reply:lol good one :) !!!
Reply:Hahaaa! Good laugh for a Monday morning!
Reply:yeah ok your mother told that to you....nice family
Reply:Another star for you. You're on a roll today. Keep it up..............
Reply:Funny
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Reply:smart elephant!
Reply:That's not bad.
Reply:Very good