Friday, November 13, 2009

Ever seen an Elephant?

A rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad said, "I will give $10,000 to any person that can make my elephant jump."

So the next day, people came from all over the world to try to get this elephant to jump. There were even hypnotists who tried, but no one could get that elephant to jump.

Then a guy drives up in a blue Corvette and said, "Are you the guy with the ad?" The rich guy replied yes. Then the guy asked, "Is that your elephant?" "Yes." The rich man replies. Then the guy went back to his car.

He returned with a 2 by 4. He walked behind the elephant and hit the elephant right in his balls! That elephant jumped a good 8 feet in the air. The rich guy, amazed, handed him the $10,000. The guy then got in his Corvett and drove off.

The next week the rich guy decides to put another ad in the paper. The ad said, "I will give anyone $20,000 to make my elephant turn his head from side to side." The man had seen his elephant's head move up and down but never from side to side.

People come from all over the world to try to get this elephant to make his head turn from side to side. No one could do it. When everyone left, the same guy in the same Corvett drives up.

He walked up to the elephant and said, "Do you remember me?" The elephant nodded his head up and down. Then the man asked, "Do you want me to do it again?" The elephant then shook his head from side to side frantically.

Ever seen an Elephant?
i can do better than loser french guy in crovette.... i drive larmargoni car and i come up to elephant then i tied a live mouse on the top of the arrow then i use bow to shoot the arrow(with mouse tied on the front of the arrow) at elephant's butthole and im sure elephant jumps THOUSAND FEET up .....

Next time. the elephant will shake his head no no no no no no no when elephant sees azzurri man with lamargoni car drives up on the elephant's owner's driveway...another easy 20,000 dollars for azzurri man
Reply:thanks for the 2 points
Reply:Thnx 4 the 2 points!
Reply:Good one
Reply:have u forgotten inzaghi??

u dont mention his name here
Reply:nice story..
Reply:yes at the zoo with my husband and little boys
Reply:no..But u wanna See my "Elephant" It hella big and fat
Reply:HA-HA.... That's funny.
Reply:hahaha that was funny. I like that story! Do you have any more?
Reply:thats cool. but elephants have nuts ?

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