What Would You Do If You Were In An Airplane With An Elephant?

Imagine....transporting a wild and enraged bull elephant on an airplane and something happens to freak the elephant out and he just goes berserk....What would you do? And 35,000 feet up in the air over the ocean. I think I would freak. =)


Thank you for your answers. =)

What Would You Do If You Were In An Airplane With An Elephant?
You would probably be using some sort of military transporter so maybe you could open the tail ramp and encourage it to jump off.
Reply:scream!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:i would hide the peanuts the stewardess gave me
Reply:id give him my peanuts.


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Reply:I'd turn up the volume on my headset for watching the in-flight movie, and I'd think, someone make that elephant quiet down a little.
Reply:I'd wake YOU up and tell YOU to do something!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Take picutres
Reply:open the back of the plane and shove its fat *** out
Reply:I'd have faith in the crew.
Reply:Hold ON!! WERE going DOWN!!!
Reply:Jump out
Reply:i would faint because i would be so terrified
Reply:Here are the stages of what would happen to me.





1- take pictures





2- get really nervous





3-calm down





4- get really nervous again





5-think were gonna die and pee myself





6-cry





7- panic attack





8-Kill the elephant





9-feel bad





10- live in shame and guilt for the rest of my life.
Reply:I would pray his restraints were stable. I have flown on many military planes and often we sit on the sides of the plane facing each other and what ever cargo is in the middle. Trucks, everything. I found it a bit scary.





Have a Swell Sunday :)
Reply:yeah, I would freak...either that or laugh my butt off!


haha, better yet, I would get off the plane before it took off!





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Reply:HIDE THE FACT THAT YOUR NUTTS.
Reply:Just kill the damn elephant!
Reply:Freak out...Kill it?
Reply:Let the elephant go into the hay stack.
Reply:give it some peanuts
Reply:I'd shoot him between the eyes with the closest available empty beer can. Only the empty cans.
Reply:Jump out the emergency Door
Reply:I THINK I WILL TAKE PICTURE
Reply:not really bother, open the damn door and jump
Reply:id give the elephant some hot chocolate, that always calms me down.





if that doesnt work, spike the hot chocolate with run, thats always tasty!
Reply:Find another flight.
Reply:Throw the Elephant out of the plane!!!!


Or Start making funeral reservations...