Do you understand lebanese english perfectly??

You have to be 100 % Lebanese to understand this story. Enjoy





From some 2 months 3,I recognized a girl in the tooth of the elephant.





She was other look and like the moon! Burn her religion what beautiful. I tried to touch her pulse to see if there is space and it appeared that she is interested.





The first day I talked her on the phone and the second day she invited me on the lunch.





I asked her "what she kitchenized?",she said "some of his mother’s yoghurt on the walking". I liked her project and before I arrived to her ,I went to the Milker and bought some lady’s arms and some "eat and say thank you".





She opened me the door and when she saw the handsome in my hands she said "yiiiiiii! Your hands be safe, why torture yourself my uncle?.





While we are eating ,rang the doorbell. She opened the door and entered her old boyfriend. He asked her "who is he?", she said "not your entry".





I knew straight he wanted to problemize it.





He said "my eye on you and on him,I will count god not create you!" .





I said "look,my head does not carry me , break the evil before the gypsy milk goes up huh! Go page the sea and bleach from my face now!"





The man felt on his blood and left the room . in the truth ,he poisoned my body very much, but the girl gave breakfast to my nerves. She said "don’t carry worry, my life don’t carry worry, put your hands in cpld water".





I told her "like my foot,don’t get a mind,tell me,are you empty tonight?"she said "yes,I emptify myself for you?.





I told her "thank you my love, you are very digestable".

Do you understand lebanese english perfectly??
"Men chahrein tlete,tla2et bi benet bi sin el fil.


Kenet gheir chekel w metel el amar! Ye7re2 dinna chou 7elwe. Jarabet ed2ar nabada 7atta chouf iza fi majel w tbayanleh inna mehtameh.


Awal nhar 7kit ma3a 3al telephonew tenne nhar 3azametneh 3al ghada.


Sa2alta "chou tabkha?" aletleh "shwayet laban emmo 3al meche". 7abeit el fekra w abel ma ousal... (I didn't understand what you mean here maybe it's a little "jerdeh" for me).


Fata7et el beib w wa2ta shefet el shab el 7elo bi 2idayeh aletl "yiiii! yeslamo idek, leh 3azabeit 7alak ya 3ameh?"


Wa2ta kenna 3am nekol, da2 el beib. Fata7et el beib w feit sa7eba el adim. Sa2ala "min hayda?" alet "ma khassak".


3arefet deghre inno baddo y3a2eda.


Alla "3ayneh 3alaykeh w 3aleh, be7ssob allah ma khala2ik!".


Elet "leik, rasseh ma bye7melne, (WHAT?)! Rou7 ballet el ba7er w n2eber men wejjeh hala2!"


El rejel 7ass 3alla dammo w tarak el ouda. Sara7atan, sammaleh badaneh ktir, bass el benet rawa2etleh a3ssabeh. Alet "ma te3tal ham, 7ayeteh ma te3tal ham, 7att idak bi may berdeh."


Eltela "metel ejreh, ma tekhdeh 3a2el, oulileh, fadyeh hal layleh?" alet "eh, faddit la elak?.


Eltela "merci 7obbeh, inteh ktir mahdoumeh".





HAHAHA good one... But sorry if I'm not "jerdeh" enough to translate everything!
Reply:I kept laughing like a crazy woman while reading!


btw, "it went up to my mind some lady's arms" :p
Reply:burn its sister this joke is complicating =p





btw i just noticed u can translate "nikti" into smthg else entirely LOL .. w fihmkon kfiye ;)
Reply:Put a jacket on you.
Reply:No wonder the country is screwed up ! If you understand that the problem is bigger than I thought !
Reply:You made yourself completely transparent to me.


I am standing here beside myself.


I have seen some strange, bizarre writings, but you. You will be awarded a cake for the Pete of sake.
Reply:and you Ghannouge are very digestable too


:P
Reply:hahaha This is so Lebanese,poor aussie lol
Reply:Well I opened a .pss file in my college in which this same story is written.





I think someone sent it to you by mail, and you forwarded it to us, thank you Ghannouge, we all appreciate !
Reply:Absolutely...





What's not to understand?





(A lot of "English Speaking" people have no ability to read between the lines, or understand "metaphor," "simile," or "analogies," let alone "mythological," or "cultural fusions...")
Reply:yiii on you! may god destroy your taste how digestible.
Reply:lol


i absolutely understood everything


though it was hard !!
Reply:7elwa kteer
Reply:what is that conversation... god ghannouge u r very digestable


gravevise me this blood..... my eyes ... my eyes


and mother's life very missed u





and mother's life... very missed u all ;PP





love u all ;DD
Reply:god safe your mouth lol
Reply:lol I asked her "what she kitchenized?",she said "some of his mother’s yoghurt on the walking". I liked her project and before I arrived to her ,I went to the Milker and bought some lady’s arms and some "eat and say thank you





it means 7abet el mashroo3 w abel ma oosal mra2et la 3end el 7aleb w w shtaret shwayet znood el set w kol w shkor


lool





thank u that was realy digestable