Riddles again! ALL D BEST!?

1. I'm lighter than a feathr, yet no man can hold me for very long.


2. 3 guys run into a bar, the 4th man ducks. Why?


3. Hw do u put a giraffe in a refrigerator?


4. Hw do u put an elephant in a refrigerator?


5. All of the animls go to a meeting for the Lion King. 1 animal doesnt show up. Which animal doesn't come?


6. u come to a river tht aligators live in. There is no boat, raft, bridge, nor material to make them. How do you get accross?


7. A 15 foot rope is tied to a horse. The horse is 25 feet frm a stack of hay. Hw can d horse get to d hay?


8. Frm wt number can u tak half %26amp; leave nothing?


9. Hw can u drop an egg 3 feet without breaking it?


10. Hw can u mak a fire wit 1ly 1 stick?


11. Hw can u tell d difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?


12. Can giraffes ve babies?


13. Wt has 4 wheels %26amp; flies?


14. Feed me %26amp; I live, giv me sumthin to drink n I'll die. What am I?


15. Wt has eyes bt cant c?


16. wen s a door nt a door?

Riddles again! ALL D BEST!?
{1} ....Breath


{2} He didn't want to hit the bar


{3} Open the door, put him in, close the door


{4} Open the door, take the giraffe out, put him in, close the door


{5} The elephant, he's in the refrigerator


{6} Jump in, swim accross, get out. The aligators are at the meeting


{7} The rope isn't tied to anything but the horse


{8} Take the top half away and the "o" is left


{9} Drop it 4 feet, the first 3 feet the egg won't hit anything


{10} Make sure it's a matchstick


{11} Read the label


{12} No, they have giraffes


{13} A dumpster


{14} Fire


{15} A needle, a potatoe, a storm, or true lovers o_O


{16} When it's ajar





Hope they're rite coz i ve read this in a buk!
Reply:1. I'm lighter than a feathr, yet no man can hold me for very long.





~~ Breath!





2. 3 guys run into a bar, the 4th man ducks. Why?





~~ He ducks because he does not want to bang his head on the bar like the other three guys!





3. Hw do u put a giraffe in a refrigerator?





~~ Open the refrigerator and put the giraffe in!





4. Hw do u put an elephant in a refrigerator?





~~ Open the refrigerator take the giraffe out and put the elephant in!





5. All of the animls go to a meeting for the Lion King. 1 animal doesnt show up. Which animal doesn't come?





~~ The elephant,cause he is in the refrigerator remember!





6. u come to a river tht aligators live in. There is no boat, raft, bridge, nor material to make them. How do you get accross?





~~ I swim across, the aligators are at the meeting!





7. A 15 foot rope is tied to a horse. The horse is 25 feet frm a stack of hay. Hw can d horse get to d hay?





~~ The horse walks over to the hay, cause the other end of the rope is not tied to anything!





8. Frm wt number can u tak half %26amp; leave nothing?





~~ From the number '8' You take away the top half and 'o' remains!





9. Hw can u drop an egg 3 feet without breaking it?





~~ Drop it from 4 feet! It will drop 3 feet without breaking!





10. Hw can u mak a fire wit 1ly 1 stick?





~~ I can with a match stick!





11. Hw can u tell d difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?





~~ Read the lable of course!





12. Can giraffes ve babies?





~~ No! They can have giraffes!





13. Wt has 4 wheels %26amp; flies?





14. Feed me %26amp; I live, giv me sumthin to drink n I'll die. What am I?





~~ Fire!





15. Wt has eyes bt cant c?





~~ Potatoes!





16. wen s a door nt a door?





~~ When it's ajar!!!
Reply:3. Open the refrigerator and put in.


4. Take out the giraffe , and put the elephant in .


5. elephant , because it is in refrigerator.


6. swim and cross, becoz all the aligators attending meeting.


9. give a drop in ur bike.


15. coconut

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