Friday, May 21, 2010

Hi,read these!!?


:man, i just bought a camera!! i can snap any colour picture!!

: ANY?

:yes, any!!

:ok, then snap a shot of a zebra!!


:hey, can u tell me how long a man can survive without a brain?

:I really don't know!!! can u tell me how OLD ru??


:HEY, i gave u two HOTDOG's MONEY!! WHERE's my HOTDOG!!

:urs the 1 i accidantly droped!


dentist: don't SCRAM!! I HAVN't TOUCHED UR TEETH!!

patient; But ur standing on my foot!!


Patient: doctor, i think i hav 2 buy glasses for my vision problem!!

CASHIER;yes ur right!! cause it is a BANK!!


:can u tell me the differences between african ELEPHANT and INDIAN elephant?

:almost 3000 MILE!!


:DID u fight with jimmy AGAIN??


:then where's ur two front teeth??

:in my pocket!!


:hey look dad!! people down there from our plane looks like ants!!

:those ARE ANTS!! we havn't started to fly yet!!


:MOM, can i drink a glass of water?

:why u drank 30 glass of water4rm now, what's wron?


Hi,read these!!?
LOLZ... nice cute %26amp; funny ones... hehehe

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Reply:All are good %26amp; tasty like fast food!
Reply:Ha , ha ....ha .... you're funny .
Reply:I liked the one with "ants" the most :)
Reply:Goodness. Those were cute.
Reply:i dunno you, from a bar of soap, but ur jokes are killer. lmao

If i were a girl i'de wanna have your baby. I'm not, but keep it up!

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

Groucho Marx in Monkey Business (movie)

GROUCHO:"You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open."

CHICO:"Haha you're crazy, I got a pair of shoes."
Reply:LOL OMG these r lame British jokes! lol.

No... not really all that funny.
Reply:I tried to read them but the spelling mistakes really made it hard for me to concentrate!
Reply:hehe i liked them
Reply:thts funny lol
Reply:ok cute but what r we suppose to ans? just smile? ok done ....he he he ...
Reply:Cute :)

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