Friday, May 21, 2010

Now these are for the kids are they funny?

What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?

A maggot with attitude!

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

What do worms leave round their baths?

The scum of the earth!

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It's been nice gnawing you!

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?

A dirty kid!

What did the maggot say to another?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?

A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!

Now these are for the kids are they funny?
Hi Ducky,

Hahahahahaha..Very nice and I did get a Big Kick out of cross a worm and a Elephant..Very large holes in your Garden..Very smart My Friend and yes the Wee Ones will get a Kick out of these too..Here's a Star..

A Friend,

Reply:so what is your question?
Reply:I had worms once, but the stuff from the chemists cleared them up :-/
Reply:very cute jokes for kids...we have glow worms around love to follow them....
Reply:It's been nice gnawing you!!! (groan, but it's so good)

My favorite to add to the list:

Why don't shrimp share . . .

cause they're shellfish!
Reply:do you enjoy worms? :)
Reply:aww those are cute I could see my niece telling me one of those jokes shes 9, babe, please don't ever tell those jokes to anyone but yourself. Definitely not on a date. Possibly at a pub where everyone is drunk and everything is funny, or maybe to someone who doesn't speak your language. this IS for your own good. :)

Yeah....... =o)

I don't get them though.. but they are funny! HAHA!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he had chewing gum stuck up his bum?



sorry... blonde day..
Reply:I like them (I must be the oldest kid you know!). I like clean jokes :)
Reply:Awwww, they are so cute, i can also picture my little cousins (5-10 yrs) telling that to me. You really like worms. i thought your avatar looked like a freaked out fish for a moment 8), and i thought, no wonder he likes worms. 8) 8).
Reply:giggle :)
Reply:It was a lttle bit funny :) Here's a star
Reply:Pretty good but are you sort of stuck on worms?
Reply:god i love saying mass
Reply:yeah they can be funny for younger children
Reply:Well I guess there is no question to answer here
Reply:yes it is nice for kids but not for older kids.Orale........
Reply:very cute :)

they'll love them!
Reply:Heh, well they aren't burst out loud funny. But in terms of puns for kids, I've heard much much worse. They're quite good. About 3 steps up from what I see printed on Popsicle sticks.


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