Last lot for the moment but are they funny?

Why does the pope wear trunks in the bath?


He doesn’t like to look down on the unemployed.





Did you hear about the gay magician?


He vanished with a poof.





Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?


He bought a warehouse.





What kind of key do you need to get into the jungle?


A monKEY.





What is a vampire�s favourite fruit?


Neck-tarines.





Why couldn’t Draculas wife get to sleep?


Because of his coffin.





I spilt spot remover on my dog… now he’s gone.





Why do elephants have four feet?


They would look daft with just 6 inches.





I used to work with a bald headed geezer who had tattoos of Rabbits all over his head. From a distance they look like hares.





My mate has just opened a delicatessen in Jerusalem. He’s called it Cheeses of Nazareth.





My husband joined the local mechanics course. They sent him home because he wasn’t in the right gear.





What’s ET short for?


Coz he’s only got little legs….boom boom





A brain went into a pub and said, “Can I have a pint of lager please?” “No way” says the barman “you are already out of your head”.





What’s the difference between a man and a dog?


A man wears a suit, a dog just pants.





Did you hear about the prawn that went to a nightclub - he pulled a mussel.





A man walks into a surgery “doctor” he cries “I think I’m shrinking” “I�m sorry, sir there are no appointments at the moment” says the physician “you will just have to be a little patient”

Last lot for the moment but are they funny?
Pretty Good!
Reply:sooo corny but still made me laugh!!
Reply:Oh BTW Ll Ducky...Elephants actually do have 5-6 feet.


Im pretty sure its around 12-15"
Reply:pmsl they are all great
Reply:Hi Ducky,


Not bad but you can do better My Friend..A Star for a good try..


A Friend,


poppy1
Reply:i loved them!


its given me a smile lol


xxx