Kinda old but here goes?

An ant is walking through the savanah when he comes across an elephant that is in extreme pain. "What's the matter elephant?" Asked the ant. "I have a big thorn in my foot and I can't get it out!" Cried the elephant. "Well, " said the ant, "I can get it out if you'll do me a favor." "Anything you want! It hurts soooo much!" So the ant pulls ot the thorn and the elephant says, "Oh! That's much better what do you want me to do?" The ant thinks for a moment and says, "I want to to let me f*** you in the @$$." The elephant thinks, "Its an ant, how bad could it be?" So he says, "Ok, climb on up."


While the ant starts his business, a monkey is in a tree watching this whole affair and laughing his butt off. He decides he wants to add insult to humiliating injury and throws a coconut at the elephant and hit him right in the head. "OOOWWWWW!!!" Screamed the elephant. The ant shouts, "TAKE IT ALL! B**CH!"

Kinda old but here goes?
Can't argue that point about being old. The ending was different the last time I heard it. The ant says, "Did I hurt you big girl!"


Here's another oldie in return.


What's the height of conceit?


An Ant floating down the river on a toothpick and wanting them to raise the draw bridge.


Have a nice day.
Reply:That was cute.... But at the same time it was fuuny boo.. keep going!!1
Reply:Thats hilarious.
Reply:Strike one!
Reply:your very funny thats a good one
Reply:Wow that was soooooo funny.Lol LoL lol. where did you get that from it was really crazy. LoL

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