Rock and Roll Myths?

Not a joke, but I know my friends will like this...





ROCK AND ROLL MYTHS…………..





1: 'Mama' Cass choking on a sandwich


When 'Mama' Cass Elliot died in her London flat in 1974 at the age of 32, a hasty postmortem suggested she had choked on her own vomit while chomping a sandwich in bed. At 5' 5" and 240 pounds, it was easy to believe that - like a female version of Monty Python's Mr Creosote - Elliot had simply gambled on one mouthful too many. Not so. The coroner's report after her death concluded that Cass died of massive heart failure, brought on by obesity and the strains of crash dieting. Though a sandwich may well have been found at her bedside, the autopsy revealed no evidence of food in her trachea. Tragically, it appears she died peckish.





2: Marilyn Manson starring in 'The Wonder Years'


This fuels every parent's fear that the most innocuous geek-child can go stone bad. Did the young Brian Warner (aka Mr Manson) play Paul Pfeiffer, goofy pal of Kevin Arnold, in the schmaltzy rites-of passage TV show? 'It's kind of irrelevant whether these rumours are true or not,' quoth Manson. Well actually, Marilyn, it's not irrelevant to Josh Saviano, who really did play Paul Pfeiffer.


3: The Beatles' spliff in Buckingham Palace


Sometime after our four young heroes bounced into the Palace in October 1965 to receive their MBEs, John Lennon claimed they'd shared a toke in the loos. Not the most reliable witness - he once claimed he wrote 'Eleanor Rigby' - Lennon later 'fessed up, admitting 'we'd have been far too scared to do it'. McCartney, meanwhile, remembers simply having a 'sly ciggie' with the chaps to calm nerves.


4: Keef's blood transfusion


Keen to clean up for a European tour, Richards reportedly replaced his poisoned old claret with an infusion of healthy blood in a Swiss clinic in September 1973. In reality, it was probably only haemodialysis, which filters impurities from the bloodstream. 'Someone asked me how I cleaned up, so I said I had my blood completely changed,' Richards said. 'I was ******* sick of answering that question, so I gave them a story.'


5: Stevie Nicks having cocaine blown up her bum


It's tempting to believe Fleetwood Mac's queen bee followed her addiction to such deliciously depraved depths - but sadly, untrue. 'That's absurd,' said Nicks in 2001. 'Maybe it came about because people knew I had such a big hole in my nose. Let's put a belt through my nose, because that's how big the hole is.' So she just talks through her ****, then. Maybe.


6: Robert Johnson's pact with the devil


Famously, Johnson sold his soul to the devil in order to play guitar like a demon. You want prima facie evidence? How about 'Me and the Devil Blues', and the fact that young Robert was a poor guitarist whose improvement was remarkable. Actually, he used that little known voodoo technique 'practice', and was tutored by a bluesman called Ike Zimmerman. Not Satan.


7: Jacko and the elephant man


Reports surfaced in 1987 that Wacko had offered $50,000 for the remains of the Victorian patient Joseph Merrick, aka the Elephant Man. The offer may have been genuine, but Jackson doesn't own the bones. Merrick's organs were destroyed in an air raid on the Royal London Hospital during the Second World War. Casts of his head, an arm and a foot survived, but were not up for sale.


8: Sid checks in at Heathrow


Punk romantics believe that Sid's mum scattered his ashes over Nancy's grave in Philadelphia. It's more likely that Ma Vicious arrived back at Heathrow with his remains. Malcolm McLaren claims she knocked them over in the arrivals lounge; hence the fanciful myth that Sid's essence still circulates, wafting through the air vents and moving among the travellers.


9: Richey Edwards lives


Ten years on, Richey's disappearance remains imbued with a Lucan-like mythology by those who love a good mystery. Given the extent of his problems - self-harm, alcoholism, anorexia - and the fact that numerous sightings have amounted to nothing, it's safe to assume he's probably no longer alive, sadly. But don't expect the rumours to evaporate.


10: Led Zep and the mud shark


'A pretty young groupie with red hair was tied to the bed,' claimed Stephen Davis in Hammer of the Gods. 'Led Zeppelin proceeded to stuff pieces of shark into her vagina and rectum.' Not quite. Zep did catch sharks from the window of their hotel, but the pesce in question was actually a red snapper, while the perpetrator was road manager Richard Cole.

Rock and Roll Myths?
LOL, some of them gave me a giggle but they are so true. don't listen to the first guy he just don't have a sense humour or a funny bone
Reply:If you don't want to read them, Alastair C; PLEASE STOP WASTING YOUR "precious" TIME..








LOVED IT JAKE!
Reply:Interesting
Reply:Funny! 100!
Reply:You learn something every day . LOL. Thanks for those Jake.


The first guy must not have a sence of humor. So sad. lol. xx Sugar bug
Reply:mmmm, very interesting.


All of it!!!
Reply:Hi Jake good ones man thank you.
Reply:Interesting, Jake!


Hugs...
Reply:interesting...thanks!!!!!
Reply:Dun worry about alistair!





Like you said... get even!








I thought it was fascinating!








Thanks
Reply:These were interesting facts.


God forbid if we happen to get enlightened on this site.


That's not allowed evidently.


What goes around, comes around.


Go Jake!
Reply:Thanks for all the info, good Job These are things I did not know. Keep the info coming.
Reply:Thanks for the info.





Here's something to contemplate: Could Wynona Judd be Elvis's daughter? Look at the nose....and wasn't Naomi a backup singer at one time?
Reply:I thought They were great, and Allistar, stop being one of those words they blank out on here. LOL!!


-Mel
Reply:seriously m8 non of ur jokes or funny just stop wasting time


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how can u say that im wasting my time reading it im saying hes wasting his time


plus i gt phumbs up


and to the other answer how can i know if im wasting my time if i ahave nt read the whole thing this is called constructive criticism and thisdoes not belong in joke section


and if you cant take my rejection baldy then u need to gt a life





oh yeh and lets see u gt even baldy im lookin forward too your comback but atleast i know it wont be funny