Ok some for the kids some i may have told before but still funny yes or no kids?

Q: What do you get if you cross a Spice Girl with a Takeaway?


A: Egg Fried Spice!








Q: Where do spiders play football?


A: Webley!


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Q: Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?


A: There are too many cheetahs!








Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?


A: Swimming Trunks!








Q: What do you give an injured lemon?


A: Lemonade!


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Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?


A: Because he wanted to draw the curtains!





Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter ?


A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.














Q: WHAT DID THE LION SAY WHEN HE SAW THE KID ON HIS SKATE BOARD?


A: MEALS ON WHEELS

















Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?


A: No idea (no eyed deer)











Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?


A: It was stuck to the chicken foot.











Q: Which side of a hen has the most feathers?


A: The outside!

Ok some for the kids some i may have told before but still funny yes or no kids?
Hi Chris,


Hahahahahahaha...Loved the gum on the chickens foot.. The Little Ones will be rolling on the floor with these..Good Job here's a Star..


A Friend,


poppy1





Got to run for now be back later tonight.. Lol
Reply:lol
Reply:uh.........ok
Reply:Following on from the deer:





What do you call a deer with no eyes %26amp; no legs?


Still no idea.
Reply:hahaha
Reply:quite funny. thanks for the laugh
Reply:heheheheheh! thanks for the cheap laugh lolz!
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Reply:Good funny Jokes. They tickled me a lot. Thanks for these
Reply:1. NO


2. NO


3. NO


4. NO


5. YES


6. NO


7. YES


8. NO


9. NO


10. YES


11. NO





The yes ones made me smile, none made me laugh
Reply:Very good, very funny and very cute, thank, star.
Reply:hahahahahahahahaha some1 call ambulance i m dying here
Reply:wow...they all suk. theyre all really corny.
Reply:Very funny
Reply:thanks, I smiled and I'm sure when my children get home from school they will also.