Want to hear a good joke?

Once there was an elephant and a mouse playing around and the elephant stepped on a piece of glass and she cried outloud. She said to the mouse, i will give you anything to get the glass out of my foot. the mouse replied, anything? anything said the elephant. So the mouse said I never did an elephant before, could i do that? Yes said the elephant


Meanwhile a monkey was whacking off in the tree's and seen what was going on and almost fell out of the tree, the monkey dropped his coconut right on the head of the elephant and the elephant yelled OOUUCCHH!!!. The mouse turned to the side and said o i'm sorry am i hurting you?

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Reply:I'm still waiting for the "good" joke!
Reply:that is so disgustingly funny!
Reply:It's kinda funny, I'll give it a 1out of 10
Reply:So what, did the mouse just crawl up right in there? Because I know for a fact that a mouse cannot do an elephant.
Reply:what??
Reply:A goo joke?.....na, na.....a naughty joke.........lol
Reply:? were the ele. %26amp; mouse ***'n or was the glass bein' remov'd @ the time the ele cried oot? that joke doesnt make chrono. sense make it clear'r next time, ok concept I guess even tho I'v herd variotions of it b4
Reply:yes...
Reply:looooooool!!!!!!!!!!1 thx!
Reply:lol thats cute thank got it was not illustrated...