Wanna hear a joke???? what do you think???? (after reading)?

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly found that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To solve the problem, scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C.The Russians used a pencil.


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This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?”


The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight"


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Why do ducks have webbed feet


To stamp out fires.


Why do elephants have flat feet?


To stamp out burning ducks

Wanna hear a joke???? what do you think???? (after reading)?
LOL- these are funny


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Reply:not bad. kinda funny





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Reply:Cute.





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Reply:LMFAO i liked them all :) exceptt...i didnt get the first one..sorry!
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:heard them all b4 except for the last one which i do not get otherwise good job!!!
Reply:The thing about NASA is pretty Effed up. The corpse lady joke seems kind of mean, and the duck/elephant joke was funny.
Reply:hahahahaha pencil ahahahahhah
Reply:nice!
Reply:LOL:).......Love the Nasa one:)
Reply:lol loved the first one
Reply:Not funny at all!!!
Reply:haha


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Reply:lol...this is very good...star
Reply:HAHAHA IT HILARIOS man good stuff!
Reply:ha that's pretty funny. ya we just learned about those space pens in my science class. who would want to write upside down?
Reply:hahha i heard that already. googd job :)