Funniesty joke in different countries 3?

The Funniest Joke in Belgium.











Why do ducks have webbed feet?


To stamp out fires.


Why do elephants have flat feet?


To stamp out burning ducks.





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The Funniest Joke in Germany











A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it.”


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The funniest kids joke ever(its not a country but whatever):


Knock knock.


Who’s there?


Poop!

Funniesty joke in different countries 3?
Heeheee he that first one made me laugh very hard. Burning ducks, classic! UR FUNNY!
Reply:hahahahhahaha
Reply:I have a better one... it's a blonde joke so don't be offended if you're blonde.





A blonde is walking down the street and she sees this brunette jumping on top of a manhole cover, saying "24... 24..." every time she jumps. The blonde walks up and goes "What are you doing?". The brunette responds, saying "I'm playing a game," and goes back to her game. The blonde goes, "I wanna play!". The brunette refuses and says "It's *my* game," and goes back to it. The blonde is now very upset and pushes the brunette off of the manhole cover. The brunette, now off to the side, quickly reaches down while the blonde is jumping and pulls the manhole cover out from under her. She then resumes her game, jumping and saying "25... 25... 25..."





Yours were good, too!
Reply:The German joke was good.
Reply:hardy har har !
Reply:I like the first one da best!