I've picked up many of their lame but brilliant jokes. Here are a few.
Whats the difference between broccoli and bogeys?
Kids don't usually like broccoli
Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a maggot inside?
Biting into the apple and finding half an maggot
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk
What do you call a greenfly without wings or legs?
A bogey
Whats warm, yellow, smells of banana's and trickles down trees?
Monkey sick
What do you call a spider without legs?
A currant
How do you get 4 elephants in a mini?
2 in the front and 2 in the back.
How do you know when an elephant is in your fridge?
A set of footprints in the butter
How do you know when 2 elephants are in your fridge?
2 set of foot prints in the fridge
How do you know when 3 elephants are in your fridge?
3 set of footprints
How do you know when 4 elephants are in your fridge?
Theirs a mini parked outside the house.
Told you they were lame but brilliant. Well I love them any way.
I've been working with kids too long...?
hahahaha...that was hilarious....very good
Reply:Ummmm.. i dont really understand the Question but i like the jokes...wel some of them at least!
Reply:I cannot believe i wasted my time on those stuuuupid.. yet cuuuuute jokes
Reply:well, thanks for that.
Reply:good and funny.
Reply:the one about the greenfly made me laugh really hard...
Thanks... They are really funny!!!
Reply:MUCH better than the ones my little sister tells... I really don't understand her or why she thinks its funny. It starts off as a knock knock joke and instead of a punchline it ends up in this long story that doesn't make any sense at all...
Reply:NICE
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter!
Reply:Very funny
Reply:hehehehe
have a star
arent kids just brilliant????!!!!
lolz
xxx
Reply:Funny! Tell them, i gave it two thumbs up!
Reply:those are horrible
Reply:V good ha ha ha ,,,,
arenas
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