Question! Can anyone tell me who found out these fascinating facts in Scotland, might be my relation?

FASCINATING FACTS FROM SCOTLAND





If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have


produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee.


(Hardly seems worth it.)





If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is


produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.


(Now, that's more like it.)





The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body


to squirt blood 30 feet.





A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.


(In my next life I want to be a pig.)





Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.


(Still not over that pig thing.)





Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


(Is that why Flipper is always smiling? And why isn't the pig included


in this list?)





On average, people fear spiders more they they do death.





A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.





The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own


weight, and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.


(From drinking little bottles of....? Did the gov't pay for this


research?)





Polar bears are left handed.


(Who knew? Who cares? Did the gov't pay for this too?)





The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping


the length of a football field.





A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to


death.





The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to


its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Hi,


honey. I'm home. What the...?)





Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to


be a pig. Quality over quantity, you know.)





Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, jeez!)





Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.





An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like


that.)





Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like this too.)





Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to


frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the


fool on the head

Question! Can anyone tell me who found out these fascinating facts in Scotland, might be my relation?
Speaking as a Scot.....Hell woman in my next life i want to come back as a pig lion
Reply:Fascinating Suzie and SO VERY FUNNY! Still laughing about the pig! Star! CJ
Reply:I want to be a pig also. I also want to smack the fool. That is funny
Reply:ha ha ha, lots of useful facts. now if there was such a thing as reincarnation I know exactly what I am and not coming back as,
Reply:AS one Scot to another this is hilarious! Sure sounds like government in action. Now about that pig thing - - - -
Reply:Oh well, so much for the pig catching a quickie before going out for dinner.
Reply:I don't know the answer to your question, but those Scots are very intelligent! I'm sure that they must be related to you!
Reply:What makes you think a Scot thought of these things?
Reply:lol lol lol....omg Suzie....lol lol....can't talk right now...lol
Reply:I'm still not over that fart thing...would that be the equivalent of "Little Boy" or "Fat Man"
Reply:These are all amazing - thanks for keeping us informed and amused. I hate to say this but I think I may be one of the average concerning the spider, plus the thought of the cockroach has given me the screaming heeby jeebies. Have a star.
Reply:You make it sound lovely.