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Top joke in UK





A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”





Top joke in USA





A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”





Top joke in Belgium





Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

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i'm a kind of person which hate reading jokes, but this time you forced me to read these funny jokes! so thanks!i don't know where you came up with them???
Reply:Hardee Har Har
Reply:i enjoyed em :-)
Reply:hey..........really good ones! ha ha ha!
Reply:LOL
Reply:i liked the canada one and the britain one
Reply:love them all!
Reply:Top joke in China





Teacher: Who can make a sentence with the word "before"





Student: I know, I know, two and two before!
Reply:Love your angel in the avatar box. Also love the 2nd joke. Heard the first one before - a long time ago.
Reply:wow!!!!!!!!!!those were real funi!!!!!


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Reply:Hey Angel, Then what happened to your baby,


and I am sorry ur hubby acted the way he did, didnt knew b4 he played golf,


Regards.


The fire fighting duck.
Reply:Wow Angel! I like all the jokes because their really funny but I like the top joke in the UK best! Where do you get them from? Have you been travelling?
Reply:hey all the jokes are great.