Can you answer these without google(or any other search engine)?(very easy)?

1- When do elephants have 8 feet?





2- What has 4 legs and only 1 foot?





3- What is alive and has only 1 foot?





4- What has 100 legs but cannot walk?





5- What has 4 legs and flies?





6- What coin doubles in value when half is deducted?





7- What is the difference between a new penny and an old quarter?





8- If you can buy eight eggs for 26 cents, how many can you buy for a cent and a quarter?





9- Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone?





10- Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?

Can you answer these without google(or any other search engine)?(very easy)?
1) When there are two of them (heard before).


Alternatively, When they're young (8 feet tall :P)





2) Bed. Or an four-legged animal a foot long (tough one %26gt;.%26lt;)





3) Uh no idea. I shall go with a stupid answer and say a leg, cause a leg has 1 foot (at the end of it) :P





4) Uh. A dead centipede?





5) Four WHEELS and flies would be a Garbage Truck. Four LEGS? I KNOW. PEGASUS the flying horse heh.





6) Half a pound/Half a dollar





7) Twenty four cents.





8) Eight or Zero, depending on how the question is interpreted.





9) Uh. No idea. It's (2) too (144) (what, gross?)


(Firing in the dark %26gt;.%26lt;)





10) Haha I don't use the imperial system of units. At a shop? Yard sale? Metre rule shop?
Reply:1 - When they're in labour?


3 - A man with only one leg


4 - 50 dead people


5 - A dead dog


6 - A half dollar (remove the half and it's a dollar)


7 - 24 cents


8 - 0


9 - Cos it's too gross (2x144=2 gross)


10 - A stationary store? Or a yard sale





Oh I get number 8 now, good one!
Reply:1 - when the parents of the 8 legged elephant were brother %26amp; sister?





2 - no idea





3 - my grandad





4 - a dead centipede





5 - ...a fly? I have one..how many legs do flies have? LOL





6 - a magic coin





7 - 24 cents? haha i dont know





8 - umm...isnt it eight :S





9 - because a lady never reveals her age





10 - china
Reply:- When do elephants have 8 feet?


when there is 2 of them


2- What has 4 legs and only 1 foot?


i dont no


3- What is alive and has only 1 foot?


a snail


4- What has 100 legs but cannot walk?


ummm.. dead milapede


5- What has 4 legs and flies?


a fly


6- What coin doubles in value when half is deducted?


i dont no


7- What is the difference between a new penny and an old quarter?


umm like everything


8- If you can buy eight eggs for 26 cents, how many can you buy for a cent and a quarter?


eight


9- Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone?


because... i dont no


10- Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?


yard stick =]
Reply:1. when there are two of them


2. a bed


3. a leg


4. 50 pairs of pants


5. two pairs of pants


6. a quarter


7. 24 cents


8. eight


9. because it is too gross


10. at a yard sale