Short Juniors' Jokes. Interested?

HERE ARE SOME SHORT JOKES 4 U.............





WHY WAS THE CHICKEN SICK?





IT HAD PEOPLE POX..


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WHAT'S WHITE AND WOOLLY AND GOES


'BAA-AAA-AA-AAAA', NOT 'BABAABAAA'?





A SHEEP FALLING OFF A CLIFF.....


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A MAN WILL GO A LONG WAY TO SAVE HIS FACE;


BUT A WOMAN JUST SITS AT THE DRESSING TABLE.....


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WHY DO ELEPHANTS HAVE FLAT FEET?





TO STAMP OUT BURNING DUCKS.....


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WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO KEEPS ON 'BLAH'BERING EVEN WHEN NO ONE IS LISTENING?





A TEACHER!


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WAITER! WHAT IS THIS FLY DOING IN MY ICE-CREAM?





SHIVERING, SIR!


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WHY IS AN ELEPHANT LIKE A TEACHER?





STICK UP SOME CHALKS UP ITS NOSTRILS AND YOU'LL KNOW..........


WHAT IS A STREET DOG'S FAVORITE FOOD?





JUNK FOOD. OUT OF YOUR JUNK OUTSIDE!


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WHY DID THE ASTRONOMER GET TOLD OFF THE SCHOOL?





HE WAS ALWAYS STARING INTO THE SPACE.


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' DO YOU REALLY THINK MY DAUGTER HAS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY?'


PROFESSOR,' OH YESS! BUT NOTHING SEEM TO DEVELOP'.


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INTERESTED POKING NEIGHBOUR,'WHAT'S IN THIS BOWL ?'


' IT'S BEAN SOUP'.


'I DONT CARE WHAT ITS BEEN,WHAT IS IT NOW?'


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PROFESSOR, 'WHERE DO YOU FIND GIANT SNAILS?'


CHOROUS,'ON A GIANT'S FINGERS AND TOES !'


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GRAFFITI ON THE WALL:


PRESERVE WILDLIFE-PICKLE A SQUIRREL.





DRINK VARNISH-YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE, BUT YOU WILL HAVE A LOVELY FINISH.





IS THERE ANY INTELLEGENT LIFE ON THE EARTH. NO I AM ONLY VISITING.


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SEND YOUR NAME , AGE, ADDRESS AND YOUR BLOOD GROUP.


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HOW DO YOU FLATTEN A GHOST?


USE A SPIRIT LEVEL.


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WHAT IS DRACULA'S FAVORITE PLACE IN NEW YORK?


VAMPIRE STATE BUILDING.


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WHAT DO YOU CALL A HANDSOME LOVABLE MONSTER.?


A TOTAL FAILURE.


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WHAT DO YOU DO WHENYOU CANT FIND YOUR WAY BACK TO HOME AFTER SCHOOL?


COME BACK AND LOOK IN THE LOST PROPERTY.


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DID YOUR BIG SISTER HELP YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?


NO, MISS, SHE DID IT ALL HERSELF.


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HOW'S THE LITTLE LAD WHO SWALLOWED THE 50 CENTS COIN?


NO CHANGE YET, I AM AFRAID.


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DOCTOR DOCTOR, EVERYONE KEEPS IGNORING ME .


NEXT PLEASE!


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DOCTOR DOCTOR I FEEL LIKE A PACK OF CARDS.


I WILL DEAL WITH YOU LATER.


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DOCTOR DOCTOR I FEEL LIKE A SPOON


SIT STILL AND DONT STIR.


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MRS. DOLKINS, YOU HAVE ACUTE APPENDICITIS.


I CAME HERE TO BE TREATED, NOT ADMIRED, DOCTOR.


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A DIAMOND IS SO STONG THAT IT CAN CUT EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY A MAN'S BANK ACCOUNT.





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'ARENT YOU THE GIRL I KISSED LAST NIGHT? '


' AT WHAT TIME? '








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WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THESE.... SO WHY NOT PUNCH A STAR???

Short Juniors' Jokes. Interested?
Tons of funny, clean jokes. Thanks for the laugh.
Reply:those are rally lame.
Reply:They were all great!


Very funny!


Star for you! ^_^
Reply:I can give a star!
Reply:theres loads there!!!


you must have a joke book infront of you