Ducks & Elephants?

Why do ducks have webbed feet?


To put out fires.





Why do elephants have flat feet?


To put out burning ducks.

Ducks %26amp; Elephants?
Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? So they can hide in cherry trees.





Never saw an elephant in a cherry tree?





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Reply:*ouch*


well there's no arguing there.....they sure will put out dat burning duck.
Reply:Why do Elephants wear condoms on their feet?


Because if they step on you, you're F*****
Reply:ooooooooooooohhhhhh...........thats so mean.........ducks are so cute....like donald duck.....:)
Reply:hahaha
Reply:HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Reply:why do idiots have fingers?


to waste everyones time putting crappy jokes on Yahoo Answers
Reply:Shaking my head.
Reply:Um..ok
Reply:Haha, you're on a roll.
Reply:great!!!! 10/10.
Reply:Oh dear god, WHY did I click on this question.