Rated pg 13 joke?

do you know where the sex organ of an elephant is it his foot cause if he steps on you your screwed

Rated pg 13 joke?
Wow that was sad..... And to think you wasted good points on that joke.
Reply:Well of course....boom boom
Reply:The foot? Is that why the elephant steps on people and things?
Reply:ouch... lame-o... did you get that off the kiddy website??
Reply:ha! the elephant has a screwdriver? LOL..











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Reply:LOL. Okay. LOL.
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Reply:.A little boy knock on a woman's house. She opened up and the little boy said "can you buy my duck, I need money". She said, "no". At this point she saw her husband coming over and she said, hurry, get in the closet, my husband is really jealous. So the little boy got into the closet and there was another man.The little boy asked the guy "can you buy my duck, I need money". The guy said, "no, and keep quiet or the husband will kill me!" The little boy said, "if you don't buy it I scream!" "Ok, how much?" said the guy. So the kid said, "$200, or I'll scream." "Ok" said the guy and paid off the little kid. the kid went home and explained his mom what happened and the mom said "you have to go to church and confess it to the priest" So he went to the priest and explained what happened and the priest got really mad and said "so it was you!"
Reply:I laughed so hard a single tear has came upon my eye....oh thank you dear one for such a hearty laugh..."sniff...snort"..
Reply:haha
Reply:Nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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