Why do ducks have webbed feet? (joke)?

Why do ducks have webbed feet?


To stamp out fires.


Why do elephants have flat feet?


To stamp out burning ducks.











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it's another one of those stupid ones that still make me laugh.

Why do ducks have webbed feet? (joke)?
Why do I have human feet?





TO STOMP ON CUTE LITTLE HAMSTERS!!














JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING!! I LOVE YOU!!


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XOXOXOXOXO
Reply:lol lame but cute. hahah
Reply:I remember the legless sheep one you said before and right when you said that I thought of a similar joke I've heard before.








What do you call a cow with no legs?








Ground beef!








And what did the clown fish say to his friends?








"With friends like these, who needs anemones?!"











They're stupid but it sure makes me laugh! haha. Thanks for today.
Reply:oh soo rite. stupid but still QWACKING me up





2 the joker above me..not nice..2 stomp on our best comedian....we wuv him, we do
Reply:haha very funny lol! that is one of the stupid jokes that make ME laugh! 15/10! good dr. bebop!
Reply:Good one Hamster.......
Reply:Prissy..........do you know what a "quack" is?














It is pwace to put a pwick.
Reply:hahahahah!!! made ME laugh. but i'm also quite WARPED!! you get a star for this one!!:D





u know what MY favorite warped joke is, that STILL makes me laugh?





What's red and green and goes 150 MPH??





FROG IN A BLENDER!!!!
Reply:LOL -- I love dumb jokes.





To add to Babz


What do you have when your frog is blended?


Frog Nog


What happens when you dring the Frog Nog?


You Croak!
Reply:I like it!





What's brown and sticky?


A stick





What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?


A stick





What is red and looks like an apple?


An apple
Reply:it is kinda stupid, but i know what you mean.


it made me smile.